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} You can't fool me, supplicant. There're eight
} questions in there, and you know it. Since you're not
} going to play fair, neither will I, so I'm going to
} select which five I'll answer. So there.
}
} > 1) Where did you meet the lovely Lisa, and what
} > was it about her that so attracted you to her?
}
} That's two questions there. And I'm not going to
} answer either of them. Ha!
}
} > 2) When punishing Zadoc, what works best and why?
}
} Again, two questions. I'll answer both of these.
} Nothing seems to work on Zadoc, because it's almost
} impossible to get through to him. A good zotting makes
} me feel better, though.
}
} > 3) How far would I have to go to be allowed into
} > the great Oracle Priesthood?
}
} You would have to be willing to select many of this
} Incarnation's Oracularities for the Digests. Not
} pretty, I know. (I know you're listening, Mr Chew, you
} picked three of mine last month.)
}
} > 4) What sized sandals do you wear, and how do you
} > get them to shine so?
}
} Two questions again! You're really pushing your luck.
} Size ten-and-a-half US. How they get so shiny is my
} little secret.
}
} > 5) Is it true what they say is the secret use of
} > the Zotting staff, or was that just being circulated
} > by Zadoc because he was jealous of Lisa?
}
} Well, I guess that's just one question. No, Lisa does
} not use the Staff of Zot as an electric hair remover,
} Zadoc's just jealous of her silky smooth legs.
}
} > So - now you answer these 5 questions, then write
} > the 5 questions you want to ask me, then the answers
} > to those that you know I'm going to give.
}
} 1} What is the complete proof to the Riemann
} Hypothesis?
}
} A> The Riemann what?
}
} 2} What is the nineteenth chapter of _Atlas Shrugged_,
} translated into Esperanto?
}
} A> Um, gee, I...
}
} 3} What's the record for the most threes run in a
} first-class cricket career?
}
} A> Uh...
}
} 4} Why did you try to trick me into answering eight
} questions instead of five?
}
} A> Hey, come on! Can't I have an easy one?
}
} 5} Okay. Does it hurt when I do this? *<ZOT!>*
}
} A> ...
}
} You don't owe me anything, that was fun.
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