} Zadoc here. The Master's busy, so I'm answering a few questions for
} him. Actually, I've never heard of this "Gigli" thing. Is it really
} that bad? I'd better check. Back in a few hours.
}
} * * *
}
} Hi, Lisa here. Zadoc's in his room gibbering. Must have been that film
} he was watching. You wanted to know about really bad film reviews? Hold
} on, this will take some research. Later.
}
} * * *
}
} Hey, dude, Kendai here. Lisa's locked herself in her room and won't
} come out till the big O gets back. She's moaning about some trash piece
} of film. I guess that means I've got to answer this question. Biggest
} bomb of the year? I think I'll take a look at that film, see if it's as
} bad as Lisa and Z-boy make out.
}
} * * *
}
} Og here. Ken-dai in bath-room, Ken-dai no come out. Ken-dai say,
} Ken-dai watch real bad mov-ing pict-ure. Og not know why pict-ure so
} bad. Og go see.
}
} * * *
}
} Hello, Orrie here. I don't know what you've done to my in-jokes, but
} Zadoc's whimpering like a dog, Lisa's won't come out of the shower,
} Kendai's positively ill, and Og's hunting down Ben Affleck with a spiky
} club. I can't say if there's a worse film than Gigli, but you've made
} me afraid to look.
}
} You owe Zadoc, Lisa, Kendai and Og extensive therapy.
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