} Fuzzy was a catatonic squirrel, nut queries submitted end on end.
} Karl a queue junkie type, would needle me, as he stuck one in.
} Mary was a bland girl, and I'm afraid I yawn at Qs like that.
} Sue hated ASCII pictures, 42, and a certain Mr. Schroedinger's cat.
} Reno was a city question, a geographic twin peak memory.
} Lassie was a tire chasing freak, she liked that kind of, and a tree.
} Ricky had this special way of taking answers all, all too wrong.
} Cameltoe's queries always cracked up, I'd roar both good and long.
} Xena couldn't type, a TV star, but kind of a leather sap.
} Joan asked of voices in heads of deep black deep black bathyscaphs.
} Cherry was a bright red fruit, she really lacked the gift of gab.
} Katherine question always this: TELLME is every Horse so fab?
} Seabiscut was another horse his questionable mark a pile of cr*p
} Parker was a tongue tied pup, he'd start to ask then take it back
} Oglina had this spiky club talk that made folks both foam and rage
} Married Helen, had some fun asked, "I & Paris, will spawn a play?"
} Dorky, thought the the w..dch..k taboo was kind of lame,
} Peewee brought popcorn back, it looked icky, asked of fame
} Marilyn, who knew JFK by name, was never, ever satisfied.
} Jules V. came & went so fast, he never even let his sub get dry.
} Some Rhodent had a donut road, lived on oregano, ate long pig
} Tim owned a good mind, a questionable sense of worth, and a wig.
} Frenchie his life empty, filled the queue up with his scrawl.
} And Caramia, oh so pretty, she wouldn't hear of MIME at all.
} Paul thought fish were funny, it turned him on & turned her off.
} Kitty-Kat constipted, asked about Exlax cat food by the trough.
} Dino was the perfect drunkard, he never gave his story straight.
} Jackie a rich golddigger, asked about her hubby -- far too late.
} Saran Wrap was a modern plastic, a lean pristine transparency.
} Remote wrote bad crossover questions in a crazy kind of urgency.
} Moonunit Zappa asks of `bagas & the art of tuning singing fruit
} While Hook's deranged obsession was for trolling, high on toot.
} Roe asked about Wade's daughter, a topic far too hot to touch.
} B-B's brother left the barrel, ricocheted funny, asking too much.
} 401K had no such problems, perfect interest for a loan.
} Tina's question switchblade sick, had an edge, cut to the bone
} Bobbie wanted to know under where he'd find his socks.
} Elohim, the avatar, asked of a prince, of whales, and lox.
} Larry wanted things debugged a bit, instead he got a top ten list.
} Mr. Raygun was much more my style, he mumbled often, had lisp
} Jesus, went forty days with no drinking, dry questions every day
} While Dinah drove a golf ball question deep into San Francisco bay.
} Roise asked about Ohio, she was round on either end too
} And moldy Popeye, here's a twist, I have your answer in my fist
} Bar foo Foobar and take two
} Eighty-eight lines about forty-four Supplicants.
} You owe the Oracle ninety nine bottles of beer.