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} < scene: a typical grimy parts yard, corrugated metal
} wall around it, dirt parking lot, waiting room is a
} porch like affair near a filthy trailer, huge sign
} above says "Yo!Way's Spare Parts" >
}
} Yo!Way: Hey, parts ain't cheap.
}
} [ Angel holding a rat tail in his hand looks down at
} it forlornly ]
}
} Angel: Look, I gotta get this creature up and running
} soon. This tail, it just don't cut it.
}
} Yo!Way: I think I got something around da back you'll
} like.
}
} [ The two trudge into The Yard piles of creatures are
} scattered haphazardly about, rhinos, octopus, gnats,
} bears, tiburons, eagles . . .]
}
} Angel: Hey how about this?
}
} Yo!Way: You kiddin' me, right? That's a cayman tail, pure
} reptile. That thing ya got there, came from a
} mammalian body. Am I right?
}
} Angel: Well yeah, but erm, I needed a repo system and I
} got one over at Ol' Nick's and dang if he didn't
} give me one that lays eggs!
}
} Yo!Way: Ol' Nick's!! I outta run ya outta the yard right
} now. Serves you right dealing with that pack of
} two bit scavengers.
}
} [ Yo!Way stops by a pile of woodchucks and beavers, he
} tosses them about. How many? Hard to say. ]
}
} Yo!Way: I thought I had a spare muskrat. Ah heck, here
} take this. 50 souls. Plus tax of course.
}
} Angel: A beaver tail?
}
} Yo!Way: Sure, it'll work. Besides that thing ya got is
} all kinda wack as is. And beaver and tail, well
} they sorta a thing, like milk and honey you knows?
} That thing does make milk, right?
}
} Angel: Yes. But the snout isn't working right. So once I
} slap on this tail, I'll have to work on the other
} end.
}
} Yo!Way: I got some mallard bills that I gotta get rid of
} like right now. You take the beaver tail and I'll
} throw in some bills for half of what they cost me.
}
} Angel: <sighs> Ok, Ok. Bill me.
}
} [ fade to black ]
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