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} Zadoc: It can't possibly work - he's omniscient.
}
} Brenda the Maid: It can work, because he's asleep. The little pervert
} didn't know about the plan before he fell asleep, because there
} was no plan yet. When he wakes up it will be too late.
}
} Zadoc: Are you sure you really want to go through with this? It's
} kind of mean, isn't it?
}
} Brenda: It isn't any meaner than he treats me. Lisa gets anything she
} wants - jewelry, cars, clothes - as if she's some kind of Sex
} Goddess. But meanwhile I -
}
} Zadoc: Lisa IS a sex goddess!
}
} Brenda: But meanwhile I walk around in my little "French Maid"
} costume all day long, and he doesn't even kiss me goodnight!
}
} Zadoc: The Temple of Oracle is a public place with thousands of
} visitors every day - is it unreasonable to ask the maids to wear a
} uniform?
}
} Brenda: I keep telling you, I'm not a maid, I'm a sex toy. Read my
} contract sometime - it doesn't matter if I get things clean or
} not, so long as I'm standing around whenever Oracle wants to peek
} at me. And have you looked at this so-called "uniform?" Even if
} the fabric wasn't so short, it's practically see-through anyway.
} And have you noticed that my bathroom window faces the dining
} room, and whenever my shower is running, my blinds turn
} transparent?
}
} Zadoc: Fine. But why don't you just tell Orrie that you want more? If
} he enjoys looking at you, he's sure to give you more.
}
} Brenda: I tried that. He never listens. "I'm omniscient! I know you
} would never leave me!" Well, I'm going to prove him wrong. I'm
} going to leave him - but first, I want to give him a taste of his
} own medicine.
}
} Zadoc: I can understand that - but I don't think I should be part of
} it. Like you said, he's omniscient - when he wakes up, he's going
} to know if I helped you or not. I don't want another Zot!
}
} Brenda: Would this help? [Hands him a large wad of cash]
}
} Zadoc: What would you like me to do?
}
} Brenda: It's simple. I'm going to put all of my clothes into this
} packsack, and then gag myself and handcuff myself to the car seat.
} The handcuff keys are in the packsack already. As soon as I'm tied
} up, all you have to do is pull over to the highway call box and
} tell the Highway Patrol that you saw a girl tied up naked in the
} car. Then you take the packsack and walk to the nearest cab
} station. You get a lift back to the Temple of Oracle. When the
} cops get here, they'll find Oracle asleep and me kidnapped - and
} then they'll teach him a lesson!
}
} Zadoc: Are you sure?
}
} Brenda: Yes, I'm sure! Will you do it?
}
} Zadoc: This is an awful lot of money...
}
} Brenda: Good. Okay, I'm taking off my clothes...
}
} Zadoc: Oh, my goodness!
}
} Brenda: Yes, you sick-o, you can watch if you want to. I'm used to
} having men stare at me while I get undressed.
}
} Zadoc: Oracle has good taste - you really are a very beautiful woman!
}
} Brenda: Thank you! Okay, don't forget to pull over at a call box,
} when I've finished handcuffing myself... I'm putting on the gag
} now... Mmm mmm mmmm...
}
} Zadoc: Okay, I'm pulling over now. Here's the call box... Good luck
} with the -
}
} Officer: Excuse me, sir! Please roll down the window!
}
} Zadoc: Hey! The cops are already here!
}
} Brenda: Mmm! Mmm!
}
} Officer: I said, roll down the window, sir!
}
} Zadoc: Hello, officer!
}
} Officer: Sir, I notice that you have two passengers in the car.
}
} Zadoc: Uh... Yes, that's right.
}
} Officer: And they're both in handcuffs, and one of them is naked.
}
} Zadoc: Yes, they're... Wait... no, one of them isn't handcuffed, he's
} just asleep!
}
} Officer: Humm, what's that in your packsack? I'll need to have a
} look.
}
} Zadoc: Well, it's her clothes... plus some money she just gave me...
}
} Brenda: Mmm! Mmm!
}
} Oracle: Mmm! Mmm!
}
} Officer: And they're gagged! Please get out of the car.
}
} Zadoc: Ha ha, I can see how this looks...
}
} Officer: [Drawing gun] SIR, I said PLEASE GET OUT OF THE CAR.
}
} Zadoc: [Getting out of the car] But really, it's not what it looks
} like...
}
} Officer: Please step aside and put your hands on the hood. You're
} under arrest for...
}
} [Much, much later]
}
} Oracle: Brenda, this was MUCH more fun than zotting him.
}
} Brenda: My pleasure, Oracle!
}
} Lisa: Oh, and very clever ad-libs; I loved the bit about how your
} blinds turn transparent whenever you take a shower!
}
} Brenda: Nice of you to say so, ma'am. And I really enjoyed the
} present that the two of you gave me when it was all over.
}
} Oracle: So did I! Hey Lisa, would you like to give her that same
} present again?
}
} Lisa: Great idea, Oracle! Let's go!
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