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} Oh, lowly mortal, you do have fine taste in erotic
} literature. The Lays of Lisa, represent sexual adventure in
} it's highest form. for the sake of clarity, I'll stick to verses
} that are in english, and represent species that beings from
} your dimensional space can relate to.
}
} Verse 17:
} Lisa let down her soft flowing hair,
} as the frangrance of lover filled the air.
} He laid her down on the soft, sweet earth,
} and said, "my love could have no greater worth
} than to fill you, oh Lisa,with what you desire,"
} She said, "What I desire is you my sweet love,
} your body against mine, and the heavens above."
} And danced the waltz of lovers before time,
} and pleasured each other with methods sublime.
}
} Now, for something a little racier:
}
} Verse 2849B:
} Handcuffed and bound, bare naked stripped
} Quaking with fear, she was beaten and whipped.
} But along with the pain, a feeling glowed higher,
} and as a battered slave girl came the unquenchable fire,
} that lit in her crotch, and drove her to heaven,
} as the agonys were dealt to her bottom time seven.
} beaten with leather, wood and rubber
} she was gagged, masked, and pierced by her lover.
} Her tormentor asked, "How are you, my dear?"
} But she only gasped, " More!" through her screaming and
} tears.
} Humbled and lowered yet raised to a plane,
} Were the greatest pleasure comes from the greatest pain.
}
} Now we have something of the barnyard variety:
}
} Verse 310:
} When asked who she thought be the greatest of lovers,
} She said, " Well he's certainly not to be found between
} covers.
} The best lovers found are out there in the barn,
} On the south side of town, in McDonalds pleasure farm."
} For sheer size and power, there are none like the bull,
} with 26 inches hanging, even more if you pull.
} It take him 2 hour to finish and cum,
} It's a pity for me he's so terribly dumb.
} Now for inventive ideas, you must screw the horse,
} or don't screw him either, he eats pussy of course.
} A wonderful tongue, so long, strong and supple,
} You can't help but orgasm, and usually a couple.
} Stay away from the rooster, unless you like beak,
} For man, newborn calves can suck 'til you're weak.
} and for that cold morning wakeup, try a housebroken goat,
} they know right were to lick, and that all that I wrote.
}
} You owe the Oracle a jumbo pack of ribbed condoms, extra large, of
} course.
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