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} I would say not. At least not physically. Observe your hands and note
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} There is indeed tiny hairs all over your skin, but you will agree that
} it's a far cry from spotted fur. Finally, try to take down a
} wildebeest. And I would like video of that.
}
} So no, I would say that you are not a cheater or any other kind of
} large cat. Again, not physically. To know if you have some totem of
} the type, or if your soul takes the shape of one, you would need to
} consult a shaman or medicine man.
}
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