} Then cometh Jesus with them unto a place called Gethsemane, and saith
} unto the disciples, Sit ye here, while I go and pray yonder. And
} he took with him Peter and the two sons of Zebedee, and began to
} be sorrowful and very heavy. Then saith he unto them, My soul is
} exceeding sorrowful, even unto death: tarry ye here, and watch with
} me. And he went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed,
} saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me:
} nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt. And he cometh unto
} the disciples, and findeth them asleep, and saith unto Peter, What,
} could ye not watch with me one hour? Watch and pray, that ye enter
} not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is
} weak. He went away again the second time, and prayed, saying, O my
} Father, if this cup may not pass away from me, except I drink it,
} thy will be done.
} And the LORD replied, "You want it to pass? Here, fill it with
} espresso and give it to that Supplicant over there. He can be your
} new disciple."
} You owe the Oracle a cup of de-Caiaphinated coffee.