| } <Black screen.  The sound of footsteps on a sidewalk.>}
 } <Voice Over> In TURN-of-the-century London...
 }
 } <Fade in, to a white-gloved hand, which raps twice with a walking
 } stick at an ornate black-and-gold trimmed front door, with sound
 } in the background of a horse-drawn hansom.>
 }
 } <VO> ... when CRIMINAL menace lurks behind EVERY door...
 }
 } <Cut to an overhead view of a fancy serving plate on a hallway table,
 } covered with scattered crumbs.  Romantic-era violin music, in a low
 } register and a minor key, begins and continues throughout.>
 }
 } <VO> ... where NO one's property is secure...
 }
 } <Cut to a wallsafe door, opening of its own accord, revealing only
 } emptiness inside.>
 }
 } <Voice #1> Hummm, what do YOU make of this, old friend?
 }
 } <Fade to an extreme closeup of long fingertips touching lips in
 } contemplation.>
 }
 } <Voice #2> A cookie?  Really, Holmes.  A case concerning nothing
 } more than one cookie is beneath your interest, surely.
 }
 } <Fade to a cookie jar smashed on a floor.>
 }
 } <Voice #2> So someone ate it, clearly.  But who cares?
 }
 } <Fade to a view from behind the speaker.>
 }
 } <Voice #1> Exactly.  It's TOO easy, Watson.  Yes, the game is
 } indeed afoot.
 }
 } <Cut back to the empty plate, a somewhat closer shot, circling.
 } The period music increases in both tempo and pitch.>
 }
 } <VO> When you have ELIMINATED the impossible...
 }
 } <Cut to a man placing a double-brimmed deerstalker hat on his head.>
 }
 } <VO> ... what REMAINS...
 }
 } <The man turns to go, and we see his wolfish facial profile for only
 } an instant.>
 }
 } <VO> ... may be nothing at ALL.
 }
 } <Cut back to the empty dish once again, an extreme closeup.
 } The two largest crumbs look to be vaguely in the shape of a
 } pair of googly eyes, crossed.  The music is now frenetic.>
 }
 } <VO> From the PRODUCERS who brought you The Speckled Bohemian, and A
 } Scandal In Baskerville...
 }
 } <Black screen.  Silence.  Text fades in, Gothic script...>
 }
 }                          Sherlock Holmes
 }                                and
 }                 THE ADVENTURE OF THE MISSING PLOT
 }
 }                           Coming in May
 }
 } <... a low gruff voice intones slowly, barely audibly, "C is
 } for Cookie, that good enuf for me...">
 }
 } You owe the Oracle opening-day tickets.
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