} Why soitenly, ossifer.
}
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} | Date of Birth: Aeons ago |
} | Residence address: IU Campus (just ask around) |
} | |
} | Additional licenses registered: Dramatic, Poetic |
} | |
} | Memes Granted: ADV Adventure game program |
} | INJ Lisa and other In-Jokes |
} | MPY Monty Python |
} | NHK Nethack |
} | STR Star Trek / Star Wars |
} | YOT You Owe The Oracle |
} | ZOT Staff of *ZOT* |
} | Restrictions: ELP English language primarily |
} | OLU Online use only |
} | RHO No rhyming with "orange" |
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} | Expiration date: 6/31/2012 Renewable: Yes |
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}
} Look, if this is about that El Caro response in the recent
} Digest, I can explain. Well, no, I can't, but it won't
} happen again. Though it's certainly covered by my license,
} since it was mainly English and not really Spanish at all.
}
} I know, I know, my disbelief was suspended long ago. But
} that doesn't affect what I like to call this license to ill.
}
} Yes, I know there is no 31st of June. What? Yes, obviously,
} I didn't get this license from any official source - I put
} it together myself, duh, and I'm not going to spell out the
} details of how I did it. Which part of "artistic license"
} are you not getting? Can I just be moving along now? You
} have no idea how angry I can get when I'm writing drunk.
} Oops, probably shouldn't have said that.
}
} You owe the Oracle the number of a good WUI lawyer.
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