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The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> ERROR 404: SUPPLICANT NOT FOUND

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Oh where, oh where has my Supplicant gone. } Oh where, oh where can he be? } With his question cut short and his words made tall, } Oh where, oh where can he be. } } You owe the Oracle a search party.  I'm sure he'll turn up eventually; } he always does.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> "The Oracle has pondered your question deeply."  Have you ever > pondered my question shallowly?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Generally not. Occasionally an out-of-control incarnation may make it } seem that way. Sometimes, though, shallowness is deliberate. } } Because you ask, here's a shallow answer: "Duhhh?" } } As you can see, it hurts my head to give that kind of answer, } especially as it appears to question itself. Still, that's what some } supplicants need, and it's what they'll get, as I lie to them about the } depth of my pondering. } } Duhhh. } } You owe the Oracle the fall of a great empire and a clear explanation } of Zen.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Geek Alphabet time. There is the letter Lambda, used in math and for > writing about Lambs. > > What about the letter Krambda, used for spelling the name of Ralph > Kramden? Tell me more.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} As an Alpha-male, the Oracle uses Zota, causing the Idiota supplicants } to Psi themselves.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

>

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Say that again?

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Back in 1952 they promised me a future with: > - Rockets to the moon > - Check! We went there. Still waiting for more. > - A helicopter in every garage > - We're still waiting. > - Rocket backpacks > - Check! Someone in the military made one work, I think. > - ATOMIC POWERED CARS > - waiting, waiting, waiting. > > I want my atomic powered car! I was thinking development of thorium > reactors might be the right way. > > Please tell me how to get my atomic-powered car. Putting a Ford Edsel > inside a "test excursion of a nuclear device" at the Nevada Test Site > in 1959 does not count, even if you have the time-travel ability to do > that, which I suspect you do. Or at least you know how to, along with > everything else you know.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Well, that's easy.  All you need to do is to buy one of the surplus } war ships the Russian navy has laid up in Murmansk, put wheels on it, } and you will be set to go. } } You owe the Oracle a way to get the DMV to approve this.  And a way to } get fuel without having the NSA show up at my door.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> sudo oracle

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Ow!  Oh yeah?  Well, ROUNDHOUSE SUPPLICANT! } } (Well, it certainly works for Chuck Norris.)

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> I have a difficult time reading you sometimes.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} .dya as cealr aer ealxtinanpos my taht tinkh presollaany I Ryllea? } A godo kybaored you oew teh Ocrale.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Is it about that time for another rash of good luck that I used to > enjoy as a beginner?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} If your good luck gave you a rash, then you probably got lucky with } the wrong partner. } } You owe both of you a trip to the doctor.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Forgive me Oracle, for I have sinned.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Ego te abzotto.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> My laguage having letter not in other alhpabet, like this one   and > this one   that are not in anything on any body computer. As you can > see you can't see. Not knowing howput in computer. Yuo know so much you > tell me. Also other letter that you can't see neither like    and    so > you can tell they are difficult. I telling you not want to hear me > pronounce them sound like spit in yourear. > > Thankyou wonderfully Oracle youare so good.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Just do these steps. (for your convenience & also to show you it } actually works I have written the steps in your language. Hope you can } see them in your machine)