} Well, here's the thing. I'm kind of full-up on dog reincarnations at
} this point. I can offer you...let's see...*consults clipboard*
} I've got a lovely otter in the Canadian backwoods. Lots of room, plenty
} of trees? No? OK, what else, what else. *taps pencil on teeth*
} Oh, now this is special. I've just had a rhino open up in central
} Africa. Lovely sunshine, lazing about...what's that? Yes, the Chinese
} do still hunt the horns. Yes, good point. *scratches pencil on
} clipboard* There must be something here...
} Ah, here we go. A dolphin in the Atlantic. A nice friendly pod, plenty
} of exercise, no concerns, just swimming all day long. Sounds great,
} yes? Perfect! Let's get you going straight away. Just stand right over
} there and....
} Heh heh heh, what a maroon!
} Oi! Zadoc! Come clean this mess up!