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} You are obviously referring to Zadoc's famous band, Twisted Priester,
} starring Zadoc himself on vocals, Rick, Mike, Christophe, Mark, Otis
} and Tim on guitar[1] and Dave on pot lids. As all of them are Grumpy,
} Sleepy and Dopey I can see that they can easily be confused with
} dwarfs, but note that the remaining four personalities is missing.
}
} Anyway, I hereby leave the stage to the one and only[2] ZADOC!
}
} (*Ahem*)
} It was in the town of London, the year was ninety three
} It was there this Richard Wilson, stepped up and said to me
} How do you do old hobo and how would you like to be
} A honoured and respected priest of the Oracl-e?
}
} He'll furnish you no wages, your transportation too
} If you will but go with me, one summer season through
} But if you should get homesick and back to London flee
} Then He'll furnish you a zotting from the staff of the Oracl-e!
}
} I left the town of London in the merry month of May
} When all the clouds were raining and everything was gray
} With a lifebelt round my shoulders, a-swimming I did go
} Until I reached the Temple out in Bloomingto'!
}
} It was there my pleasures ended and my troubles they began
} The first ZOT storm fell on us, those supplicants how they ran
} Through all the thorns and thistles, us priests had to go
} While the Oracle watched upon us, and Zot us did he do!
}
} Well, when the flight was over, the Oracle would not pay
} To all you happy people, this much I have to say
} Go back to your friends and loved ones, tell others not to be
} A honoured and respected priest of the Oracl-e!
}
} Thank you. Thank you very much!
}
} [1] Unfortunately they could only afford one[3], so they spend most of
} the concerts fighting over it.
} [2] And thank whatever deity you want for that
} [3] Not that they could afford a real guitar either, it's really a
} board with 6[4] rubber bands nailed to it.
} [4] Two of them snapped.
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