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} Hmmm - tricky! You see, the tooth fairy is just an imaginary creature,
} invented to reduce the trauma of children losing their first teeth, so
} it's a bit difficult to introduce you to him... [Him? I always thought
} the tooth fairy was female.]
}
} Come to think of it, there may be one way... Just a moment...
}
} !
} iuvax % cd ~/hack/games/adventures/fantasy
} iuvax % ls
} Computer.sav Lisa.sav Troll.sav Wizard.sav
} fantasy* fantasy.dat source/
} iuvax % fantasy
}
} ********************************************
} ** Welcome to FANTASY - the net.adventure **
} ** where anything can (and will) happen! **
} ********************************************
}
} You are sitting in front of a terminal, in an ordinary terminal room.
} A computer geek is sitting at another terminal. He is writing mail to
} the Usenet Oracle.
}
} >restore
} Enter filename: Wizard.sav
}
} You are in the Wizard's workroom. On the walls are cupboards, full of
} strange objects, such as shrunken heads and dried bats. There is a
} pentagram on the floor. On the workbench in front of you is the spell(1)
} manual.
}
} >read manual
}
} The book opens at the index. Most of it is written in strange runes
} which you can't read, but the following entries are in ordinary letters:
}
} summon
} light
} magic missile
} create food
} charm Lisa
}
} Which entry do you want to read?
}
} >summon
}
} NAME
} summon
}
} SYNTAX
} summon name_of_creature
}
} DESCRIPTION
} Summons the named creature. Every creature known to the net can be
} summoned, provided you give its full internet mail address.
} To make the creature go back to where it came from, say
} BEGONE name_of creature.
}
} BUGS
} BEGONE sometimes doesn't work, especially if the creature is evil
} and has higher mana than yourself.
}
}
} > summon tim.geek@vax1.xxx.edu
}
} You hear a loud POOF and Tim Geek materializes in a cloud of green
} smoke, right in front of you.
}
} [ Gee, it worked! By the way, to protect Tim's anonymity, I've changed
} his surname. Of course, his real name isn't Geek, it's Johnson.]
}
} > examine Tim
}
} He looks like a typical computer geek in his late teens: Large
} glasses, pale and spotty face, bad breath, etc etc.
}
} Tim Geek looks bewildered.
} Tim Geek says to you: "Hey! What happened? Where am I? Who are you?"
}
} > tell Tim: I'm the Oracle. You wanted to meet the tooth fairy, didn't
} > you?
}
} Tim Geek says to you: "Gee! Great!"
}
} > summon tooth.fairy@fairyland.childish.edu
}
} You hear a loud POOF and the Tooth Fairy materializes in a cloud of
} green smoke, right in front of you.
}
} > examine Tooth Fairy
}
} She looks like a rather small, slender young woman with wings on her
} back. Her complexion is greenish and her hair golden. She's dressed in
} a rather skimpy, glittering dress. Her smile is devastating.
}
} > tell Tim: Didn't I tell you the Tooth Fairy was female?
}
} Tim Geek says to you: "I don't mind it the least!"
} Tim Geek ogles the Tooth Fairy.
}
} > tell Fairy: I'd like you to meet Tim Geek, a client of mine.
}
} Tim Geek and the Tooth Fairy shake hands.
} The Tooth Fairy talks to Tim Geek.
} Tim Geek ogles the Tooth Fairy.
} The Tooth Fairy talks to Tim Geek.
} Tim Geek puts his hand up the Tooth Fairy's skirt.
} The Tooth Fairy slaps Tim Geek.
} Tim Geek tries to pull off the Tooth Fairy's dress.
}
} > tell Tim Geek: Stop it, you moron.
}
} Tim Geek tries to rape the Tooth Fairy.
} The Tooth Fairy screams and makes a magic gesture.
} Tim Geek is transformed into a wart-hog.
} The Tooth Fairy disappears in a cloud of green smoke.
}
} > tell Tim Geek: Suits you right!
}
} Tim Geek grunts.
}
} > begone Tim Geek
}
} There is a clap of thunder and Tim Geek disappears in a cloud of green
} smoke.
}
} [ What an ungrateful bastard! I'll have to do something funnier... ]
}
} > restore
} Enter filename: Lisa.sav
}
} You are in Lisa's bedroom, a small, velvety room which is dominated by a
} huge bed. There's a mirror on the ceiling directly above the bed. The
} air smells of a heavy perfume. Lisa's vibrator collection is on display
} in a glass case. Some discarded clothing is lying on the floor.
} You are in the bed.
} Lisa is standing in front of a mirror. She is wearing lacy, black
} lingerie.
}
} Lisa takes off her bra.
} Lisa picks up a lipstick from the table.
} Lisa starts painting her nipples.
}
} Suddenly, you hear a loud beeping sound and luminous letters materialize
} in front of you:
}
} } Message from iuvax!kinzler:
} } Get back to work! Now!
}
} [ Shit! I'll have to get back to this later. ]
}
} > quit
} Are you sure you want to quit? yes
} Your score is 97648 of 100000 possible. This gives you the rank of
} Usenet Oracle.
}
} iuvax % logout
}
} Excuse me, got a little carried away there. Now, why did you ask me to
} introduce me to the tooth fairy when you couldn't behave yourself?
} You'd better stop behaving like a nerd, or be prepared to spend the rest
} of your life in a terminal room...
}
} You owe the Oracle a Macintosh implementation of the FANTASY game. With
} animated graphics.
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