} *looks at map*
} *zooms in*
} No, unfortunately, it's not Africa. I know Africa--I've blessed the
} rains there.
} If you're seeing tigers, you've overshot Africa altogether, and you're
} on the Indian subcontinent. You should have been seeing lions. But not
} white lions. They went missing in the 80s. Made the children cry.
} Heaven knows we tried...
} Anyway, you're also chanting the wrong mantra. That one's on me: there
} was a mixup in the mantra distribution chamber. Those responsible have
} been sacked. Then the sacks were weighted and thrown into the river
} Styx (domo arigato for that).
} "Six Forks, Three Spoons, a Butterknife, and a Fingerbowl" was the
} mantra for a *squints* Guy Fieri. Whoever that is. Apparently he needed
} a name for a new TV show.
} Your mantra is much simpler: "Around the world, around the world.
} Around the world, around the world."
} You owe the Oracle a bottle of Jameson and a copy of the Tron: Legacy
} soundtrack, now available on 8 track or cassette wherever music is