} In the old days, the Oracle would get a grovel in a month of Sundays.
} Lisa. please give the supplicant a UOT (not fatal, but stunning) for
} the absolute lack of supplicancy. Thank you.
} Now, it is fairly easy. All you have to do, is redefine the contract,
} oy vey? Look, you have one day off a week, the Sabbath, that is what
} the Bible says, and the Talmud and the Qu'ran, that is what it says,
} what God or Allah or Yahweh says, one day off a week. That is the
} So, now it is an easy process.... Christians have sabbath on a Sunday.
} Muslims on a Friday, Jews on Friday night to Saturday morning (which I
} think was the prequel to the film "Saturday Night, Sunday Morning"),
} but Lisa tells me I am mistaken. So, already we have got three and a
} half days a week covered for your month of sabbaths.
} Add in high days, holy days and bonfire nights.
} Time off sick, and "visiting your parents" (I know what you are doing,
} but the parents hope that one day you will make an honest woman out of
} Now take the zodiac, which is definitely out of whack. The zodiac is
} out of whack partly because of the change from the Julian calendar to
} the Gregorian calendar in 1582 in Continental Europe, and from 2 to 13
} September 1753 in Britain and Her Colonies... so already for about 150
} years you could declare that it was a Sunday in France and a Wednesday
} in England. Add to that, the French Revolutionary Calendar, where you
} will find that dimanche falls every ten days of the week and then throw
} in the Chinese traditional calendar, lunar calendar, still in common
} use, and you will find that almost every day is a Sunday,
} therefore, by extension,. every day is a Sunday. Unfortunately for you,
} you have to worship your god every Sunday.
} So you owe the Oracle all your Sundays. HAhahahahhahahaah