} Broccolberry Surprise. Serves 4 people you don't like very much
} (Or 2 people you really can't stand)
} Invite 2 or 4 people around for supper. Apply alcohol liberally, around
} the gums, and into the stomachs. Get your wife to do the
} amuses-bouches, while you concentrate on the main event.
} Brocolberry Baton-Mouche a la magyar kinai gyorsetterem:
} Take six broccolberries,. a grain of salt.
} Add the Old English letter thorn, from an Old English tin of spaghetti
} With three pounds of sugar, sweeten the blackthorns.
} Voulez-vous prire reduction au jus. That'll do.
} On va puit commence in the literal sense.
} Take a crumble, you see- you will now need a roux
} WIth some liszt or farine, you know quite what to do
} mix together with buerre, leonine-right, concur?
} Ne va laisser brule! Il faut tojours a stir
} Puis mettre les graces dans un grande ha ha ha
} Cook at gas for minutes, at Reumur mark 4
} Then suivre les vents, son partie., a gestation
} Can swiftly be followed with defenestration.
} You owe the Oracle seventeen excuses for avoiding parties.