} Memories are like eggs. They can be addled, raw, runny, smelly,
} scrambled, or poached (from other people). My most memorable eggs,
} sorry, memories, come from ostriches.
} Hence the saying, "Nostalgia isn't all it's cracked up to be".
} Anyway, I digress.
} The list you are looking for was sent to a VT100 terminal by Brian
} Kernighan, using a FORTRAN program compiled from a set of punched
} cards. In order to locate this terminal, you must answer three
} fiendish quiz questions, each more taxing than the last.
} Unfortunately, because I got distracted by Lisa last night, I asked
} Zadoc to set the questions, and he came up with the following:
} 1) In relation to the ground, where do the Wombles live?
} 2) What do Winnie The Pooh and Vlad The Impaler have in common?
} 3) What did Daleks and Thora Hird used to have trouble climbing?
} (The answers are NOT: "Over", "An insatiable lust for honey and
} violence", and "A social hierarchy").
} You owe the Oracle a copy of Proust's little known cookery book: "In
} Search of Lost Thyme".