Internet Oracularities #17
Usenet Oracularities #17
Compiled-By: Steve Kinzler <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: 15 Oct 89 18:58:24 GMT
@@@ ORACLE NEWS FLASH!
@@@ Oracle version 1.6 is now running. The Oracle will now accept answers
@@@ mailed to email@example.com as well as oracle-answers.
To find out how to ask a question of the Usenet Oracle, send mail to:
with the word "help" in the subject line.
Selected-By: Steve Kinzler <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
> Please answer the question below:
> Please answer the question above:
} I'd pay 70 bucks to avoid having a meaningful relationship with you!
} You must be a real wimp to think that Charles Darwin explained the
} origin of raisins. Everyone's romantic when there's Banana Sheets for
} breakfast! Mon Dieu! you must be Khrushchev's racketeer to think that
} when you eat mayonnaise with pickle relish, it tastes really Russian.
} Tina Turner offered Cerebus $858,000 if he would poison Robinson Crusoe.
} Did you share marshmallow spread with Virginia Dare with a marimba or a
} scholar? Didn't you read the Bible? When ya gotta go ya gotta go, my
} little harlot.