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} Dear Sir or Ma'am:
}
} Thank you for your lovely letter. Naturally, as a net.goddess, I am
} very busy and receive huge quantities of mail, and only rarely have
} time to give it the personal attention it deserves. Your letter,
} however, touched me so deeply that I must make an exception in this
} case.
}
} I am sincerely flattered that you admire my suppleness so much. I
} do my best, and it's nice to know that I'm not wasting my efforts.
}
} As for your question: I find that when I practice my suppleness,
} all my problems just seem to fade away. You should try it yourself,
} I'm sure it would help! And to assist you, I have a complete set of
} stretching and limbering exercises coming out in my new book "Square
} Knots Are Too Easy: Suppleness The Barbara Way", which will be
} available soon at a bookstore near you for just $19.95.
}
} Once again, thank you for your letter, and don't forget to try
} suppleness. It really works!
}
} Yours Sincerely,
}
} Barbara, the net.sex.goddess
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}
} Hmm. Too bad, kiddo. Looks like she sent you a form letter. I
} sympathize; I remember when I was a kid and I sent a letter off to my
} favorite philosopher, Socrates, and he brushed me off. I got a form
} letter that said he couldn't answer all of his fan mail because he'd
} been imprisoned. Feh.
}
} Maybe you should reconsider which net.goddess you want to give your
} affections to, and pick one that doesn't get so much mail she needs to
} send form letters. I know, for instance, that Georgette, the
} net.transsexual.goddess, has a lot of free time.
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