} Listen, YOU have to take responsibility for this decision, not me. I'm
} liable to get my god-like butt sued off despite my standard disclaimer.
} I'll just tell you what the consequences of each possible choice are,
} and you can make the final decision. Okay? Here goes...
}
} If you DON'T write her the letter, everything will remain the same,
} except that a small, brown dog in Albequerque, New Mexico will be struck
} and killed by a pickup truck on a dusty, deserted road.
}
} If you DO write her the letter, she'll be a little bit surprised at
} first, and won't really respond right away. But eventually,
} misunderstandings about your intentions and seemingly cavalier attitude
} will anger her. The anger will build over the course of several weeks
} until she is on the verge of collapse and begins to come down with
} pneumonia from walking alone in the rain. Driven by her deteriorated
} physical and mental state, she begins to blame you for all of her
} problems and begins to seek a means of revenge. And she'll find her
} revenge, by seeking relief in the arms of New York real-estate mogul
} Donald Trump. You'll commit suicide after seeing her on the front cover
} of the Weekly World News. She'll live a sickening life of caviar and
} faked orgasms, running from the world and herself by jetting from party
} to party. But this won't last. After several hedonistic months, Trump
} will fall victim to his own excesses and his little empire will
} collapse. Together, the sordid duo will escape into the wilds of the
} Southwest by concealing their identities. Eventually, the Donald will
} be killed by a roaming biker with a sweet tooth for disaster, leaving
} her an empty shell, roaming the highways in search of drugs, booze, free
} rides, and cheap sex. One day she'll whistle a small, brown dog away
} from the side of a dusty, deserted road, just as an old pickup truck
} speeds by. The dog will bite her on the leg, and she'll die from
} infection.
}
} Well, if you want my opinion, you don't really want to be responsible
} for the death of that dog, so you'd better write her the letter.
}
} You owe the Oracle drugs, booze, free rides, and cheap sex.
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