} No you poor bastard, this is only the beginning. There are billions of
} people in this world, and someone has to be the poor bastard with all
} the misfortune, and it just happens to be you. I can't tell you
} everything that life has in store for you, but I can give you a few
} First you will win the lottery, and win big $10,000,000 all in one lump
} sum. Then you will higher a big shot accountant to keep track of it all
} and he will lose it ALL in the stock market before you even payed taxes
} on it. After a visit from the IRS, you end up in jail for not paying
} the $4,000,000 in taxes you owe on the money you lost. The bank
} reposesses everything you own, including your wife, and you become the
} pansey for some overgrown homo with a beard and a tatoo of a snake on
} his face named Crusher. You get released 10 years later, and the only
} job you can get is to clean those porta-johns out side of stadiums.
} Well at least it is a living. Then after about 3 months of this, you
} drop your watch down one of the things, and while tring to retrieve it
} your arm gets stuck. You call for help, but there is no one around to
} hear it because the Dead concert is over and the next football game
} isn't for 3 days. The next day a group of roudy teenagers happens by
} you as they are making a drug deal in the parkinglot. You plead with
} them to get help but instead they rip off all your clothes, steal all
} your money and then piss on you and laugh about it. Just then the cops
} approach, and the kids leave all the drugs with you, take all the money
} and split. The cops find you like this, and needless to say they don't
} believe a word you say. They call in a rescue squad and as they start
} sawing the porta-john apart, about 5 T.V. crews show up for interviews.
} You are the top story for the week. Well after your rescue, and trial,
} its back in the slammer. Oh boy its your lucky day! Guess who your
} room mate is? You guessed it- Crusher. Well he is delighted to see
} you. After a few years of this you make a daring prison escape and stow
} away on ship that is going to the Carribian however the ships orders
} change and it end up going to Russia. You are discoverd by the K.G.B
} and they torture you and tri you as a spy.
} I don't want to tell you what the outcome was because that would ruin
} the suprize, but I will tell you that there is plenty more.
} You poor bastard!
} I don't have the heart to take payment for this question since I am all
} loving you know.
} The Oracle has spoken.