} Alcohol abuse. And to skip aboua week or so ahead will require
} some *serious* abuse. This incarnation *hates* Scotch, so I suggest
} bourbon. Purchase 7 gallons of bourbon. Yes, that's *gallons*.
} Trust the Oracle to know what's good for you. The Oracle likes
} Wild Turkey. Buy a liter of Wild Turkey. The rest should be
} whatever is on special. Start making ice. Get a glass, put in two
} ice cubes, and two fingers of Wild Turkey. Sip it slowly. Ahh,
} last week wasn't so bad, was it? It'll seem better soom. Two more
} ice bubes, and two fingers of Wild Tukey. Drink it. Ahh, last week
} is becoming more ditant all the tine. Two more icubes, and two fingerws
} of Wils Turkey. Slam it back. Next week is going to be *just fine*.
} BNetter make somemore ice. Never mind, jst take the bottle and slam
} back some more WildTurkeee. oops, The Oracle can see that it should
} have told you to use plastic cubs instead of a glass. Better not
} slip on that mess! Never, mind, just take anther sip of that chaep
} rot gut. Wehnever you wek up, check ot see if a weeek has gone by.
} if not, contineu to drink. If so, take asprin.
} You owe the Oracle a lost weekend.