} Hmmm. I got a question looking like yours from a guy named HEINZ,
} HAROLD ERIK, Student: Are you sure you don't know him? No? Wierd,
} maybe you to were seperated at birth and developed the same ALL CAPS
} writing style. It's nice, though, don't change it. I like the
} anti-e.e.cummings look, very chique. Now for a question to plaque you
} for years is very dangerous if you don't brush regularly, but it looks
} like you've dealt with it nicely.
}
} To answer your question, I'll have to consult the net.animation.god,
} Walt.
}
} {/}telnet micky.disney.com
}
} DISNEY INDUSTRIES
}
} login:Oracle
} Password:
}
} {*.*} write walt
} Hi, Walt, Oracle here, I've got a question for you.
} EOT
} {*.*} <BEEP>
} -- Message from walt@micky.disney.com, use talk to respond.
} {*.*} talk
} <Compressed transcription follows:>
} Oracle, you lousy bastard, I was just using vi to create a new Roger
} Rabbit short, and you messed up 6 weeks of work! Don't you ever use
} mail?
}
} All the time Walt, sorry, but this is urgent. I've got a client who
} wants to know why the Coyote never catches the Road Runner.
}
} Stupid client. It's obvious, if the Coyote eats the Road Runner, there
} won't be any more cartoons about them, since the Coyote won't have a
} foil, or a motive to pull his crazy schemes. It would also cause the
} collapse of ACME, which is dependent on the Coyote for half of its
} income. Now get going, before I drop a 2 ton block on that client!
}
} Connection dropped
} {*.*}
} {*.*} exit
} {/:Root sweet Root}oracle -resume -answer_in_progress
}
} There you have it bubba, and if you find your evil twin, tell him to
} stop asking me about the sexual habits of historical figures. He's
} getting annoying.
}
} You owe the oracle the whereabouts of his evil twin Skippy.
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