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} If you haven't figured it out yet, my explaination won't be much help to
} you. Women suffer from the psycological phenomena called "computer
} envy." Like its sister phenomenum "penis envy," women see computers as a
} distinctly male appendage. They see computers as something wished for
} and yet never really attainable. Something that is the essence of man.
} The oracle, having all necessary parts for self reproduction already
} attached at birth, doesn't fall prey to the typical human weakness, and
} therefore has no qualms about stroking the keys on a keyboard. This
} brings us to the crux of the "babe" problem. Whilest good-looking women
} have no problem finding a human male to release their pent up
} frustrations. The lesser-looking women, through no fault of their own,
} have more trouble finding outlets. You can hear comments such as "The
} keys on the keyboard were quite firm today" or "The keyboard and I were
} as one today" coming from the women who frequent the computers labs of
} all great universities. You can also find out how a women will be in a
} human sexual situation by how they use a keyboard. *** Warning to human
} males, avoid the women who are seen hitting and beating on the keyboard,
} unless you happen to have a strong seditive! *** Do strike up
} conversations with the women who talk to their terminals, and bluntly
} ask to have sex with the ones who stroke and fondle their keyboards with
} loving care. This is all the informat allowed to give to you. The rest
} you'll have to find out by yourself. Happy hunting.
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