} In the Immortal Words of The Usenet Oracle
}
} You should know better, but I, the Almighty Oracle, will inform
} your poor unelightened senses...
}
} According to my mirror, it is Snow White. But unknown to most standard
} mortals (like yourself) I know that Walt Disney had models for ALL of
} his great cartoon characters,so we should check with Uncle Walt, just
} to be sure.
}
} "Pearly Gates telephone service, please
}
} "Ah, Cherub Azraphel? Can I speak to one Walt Disney, died mid-
} twentieth century? Oh, Saint Disney? OK, let me speak to Saint
} Disney.
}
} "Walt! This is the Oracle, congradualations on the promotion!...
} Yeah, they did replace Abraham Lincoln with the Muppets... Hey,
} Walt, that's not _MY_ fault you didn't leave it in your will...
} Um, by the way, you remember Snow White? ... Yeah, the movie with
} the short people... No, Walt, that's Fantasia you're thinking...
} Noooo, that's 101 Dalmations... Walt, that was the Aristocats...
}
} "That was the Rescuers...
}
} "Secret of NIMH...
}
} "Cinderella...
}
} "Computer that Wore Tennis Shoes... That's not animation!
}
} "Fox and the Hound....
}
} "You didn't _DO_ "Behind the Green Door"!... Yes, I'm sure!
}
} "Dumbo...
}
} "You did what to Thumper? And Bambi's Mom? Really? I didn't
} know you could do _that_! How did you get into Heaven?
}
} "Yes, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... Who did you use
} as a model for Snow White?... Who?
}
} "Ingrid Thusbleby? You're high-school math partner?
}
} Well, dearest reader, The fairest of them all is Ingrid Thusbleby.
} I think she lives in Walla-walla, but you'll have to look that up.
}
} You owe the Oracle the Original Uncensored Version of Bambi.
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