} INSOLENT MORTAL! You must grovel and humble yourself when you ask a
} question of the all knowing, all seeing, all mighty Oracle. You are
} lucky I am in a good mood, as I will answer your question and curse you
} with only a mild case of hemmoroids for your insolant behavior.
}
} As for your question, can you imagine a baby trying to crawl through
} the hole of the male genitalia? But perhaps, just perhaps, you're
} question was meant to be taken in a broader sense, asking about the
} origins or the process. I shall give you the benefit of the doubt, and
} shall reveal this knowledge to you:
}
} % Flashback -bce on
}
} Adam and Eve had just gotten the boot from the garden of Eden and God
} was faced with a monumental problem. He had not yet selected the way
} in which human's would reproduce. He had tried various different
} methods with the other animals about, but didn't think anything quite
} fit. Still feeling angry at Adam, Eve, and the snake for their part
} in 'the tree incident', He considered forcing both of them to pass
} eggs through their rectum. He decided, in his infinite mercy, that
} this was too harsh, and evetually decided to place most of the
} responsibity on Eve, still blaming her for disobeying his command. He
} gave the snake the eggs, and instead gave Eve, and thus all decendants
} of mankind <
} % ^z
} That's mankind as in all humans, the Oracle holds no prejudice, he
} sees all people as equally insignificant
} % fg
} > the responsibility of raising a live human being for an entire year
} inside of her body before it was born.
} Eve, of course, was outraged, and received no sympathy from Adam
} who looked very sorry in her presense but she just KNEW he was laughing
} behind her back. She had a heated argument with God which earned her
} a monthly period and PMS. She did manage to convince God that a year
} was too harsh from the child's point of view, and got Him to lower the
} time to 9 months.
}
} % end of flashback
}
} You owe the Oracle a Condom.
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