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} Finally, that coded message I've been waiting for. Let's see now,
} should be able to parse this without too much difficulty.
}
} "Orakl" = code name
}
} "IM4" (security agency) "in stew" (trouble) "dent" (tooth = having the
} bite put on him, blackmail)
}
} "University in America" = centre of learning, Acme Looniversity,
} reference to LA in general and Hollywood in particular, primary target.
}
} "Learn Englis forom" (forum = Senate = centre of government, secondary
} target is Washington DC), "they very fun" (foolish activities, confirms
} Washington as target)
}
} "Large lake" = Great Lakes, tertiary target, take out shipping and
} several northern states
}
} "Are you fun etc" = am I located in target area, if so get out (very
} smarties)
}
} "Try being funny" etc = another reference to centre of government,
} rather redundant
}
} "Spell errors" = magic spells, disappearing act, pretty obvious
} reference
}
} "Greater Orakl" implies existence of lesser oracles, warning of
} seditious elements, risk of revolution against Oracle
}
} "Higher grade than D": asking if I have finished developing that new
} series E guidance system, oblique reference to enriched grade of
} plutonium used in new warheads
}
} "See you later allegator": no mispelling here, warning of legal
} consequences if caught
}
} "Twoday" = Tuesday, anticipated time of discovery, must move before
} then.
}
} So, although some dissatisfied elements seek to overthrow the Oracle,
} and despite a less than ideal missile guidance system and the obvious
} risk of legal consequences, the missiles are locked on to both the east
} and west coasts, as well as the Great Lakes which should disrupt
} commerce enormously. At my signal the government can be taken out,
} which won't interfere with the running of the country much, and so can
} Hollywood, which will most certainly bring the country to its knees.
} With only UseNet remaining intact, I can just step right in and take
} over. The problem is, my contact has been discovered and is at risk
} of exposure. Well, that's OK, he was expendable anyway. Barely
} managed to resurrect him after that unholy rec.arts.sf.* fiasco, and
} then the idiot had to go and get married! "Kent," I said, "Don't do it.
} You owe the Oracle your very existence." But would he listen? Well, I
} guess he did his job softening them up, certainly paved the way for
} that critical move from alt.* to rec.* Anyway,.....
}
} Right then, that's it, I'm prepared now. Try to censor my <ZOT>s will
} they? "Lewd" oracularities eh? Thought I'd be fooled by that story
} about Kinzler going to Spain? Did they really think that I would allow
} Poulson to get away with his little revolution? And all those fake
} Oracles: "The Oracle has spoken and you have learnt" indeed. I'll show
} them. I'll show everybody. BwaahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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