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} Well, Jon (I know your name is Jon, since I am The All-Seeing Oracle),
} you might try actually WRITING that command line parser that you have
} sketched out on paper. Or you might give all that money away (giving it
} to Rob is the best way to dispose of it). But these are only temporary
} distractions.
}
} Since you have obviously outgrown this universe, may I suggest you move
} to another? There are worlds out there to explore, places where you
} might find that breathing is a challenge, or even metabolizing oxygen!
} Places where the shortest distance between two points is a hyperbola,
} where nuclear reactions take the place of chemical ones, where money
} actually grows on trees! Worlds where wars are fought for Neilson
} ratings! Cities where people who know how to program computers have the
} powers and respect of the gods! Places where COBOL has been banished by
} law, and C actually has string primitive operators! And best of all,
} somewhere, in another dimension, tucked away in a supergalaxy, hidden
} behind a gas giant planet, a world where the phrase "Have a nice day!"
} has and will never exist. Go for it!
}
} Just remember, to do this all you have to do is be in Kensington Gardens
} at 4:30 PM the day World War III starts...
}
} You owe Wabewalker a copy of "Trinity." The Oracle has verbalized.
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