} .... Oops, sorry, I know I wasn't supposed to ear but, you know, I was
} just going down the corridor, and the door was open, and I had to stop
} for a while to tie my shoe, and it was pretty tangled, so I couldn't
} do but letting some of your words sneak into my ears, but don't you
} worry at all, please, Omar Hussein -that's my name, I run a hardware
} shop near Langley, Virginia, microphones, radios and the like, gotta
} some pretty toys indeed - Omar knows how to sew his mouth better than a
} Singer, yessir, no rumours at all, so you could please take those guns
} away, you know, my arms are going to ache quite a bit, standing so up,
} and I shaved very well this morning, so I'suggest you sergeant to put
} your body-knife a few inches off my throat, and, sure, I can go on
} wearing these steel rings 'round my wrists, if you please, no, you're
} calling your boss Mr. Orrie for orders, sure, I know the procedures,
} how?, well, my second cousin, down there in Bassora, has a lot to do
} with military servicemen yessir, oh, you want to know why I carry a
} micro tape recorder under my armpit, and why your radiogoniometer
} insistently indicates radio emissions coming from my underpants, well,
} sirs, I am sorry to say that I don't share your interests for other
} men's underwear, I have been educated in an old religious decent
} tradition, and think that what my ##CENSORED## likes to emit is up to
} me, so, why don't we discuss ... oh, Mr. Orrie, 'suppose, nice to meet,
} not so nice, you say? well I respect your opinions [ ... ]
}
} - Yass, Lisa dear, 'twas quite a funny scene. And he seemed so
} sorry his Armani jacket would be wasted, when we dropped him
} in a barrel of acid ...
}
} - But Orrie dear, you really must be so rude with all people you
} have just been introduced to? What a hell had he done so dangerous
} to you?
}
} - You kidding, dear? You really think I, Ali Orrie Hussein, brother
} of our leader Saddam, Allah bless him and the Mother of all the
} battles, I could let him go free?
}
} - Oh, well, it's all gone now, so why don't you lay down a bit, Orrie,
} and let me make some playing on YOUR radio emissions?
}
} BYE
} >> current incarnation:
} >> Franco Callari
} >> callari@vlsipa.cres.it
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