} Here's what happened. You went to the party, and there were some
} oysters there. You had an oyster, with horseradish, and then another
} one with lemon. Then you went a bit crazy, and had three more with
} assorted condiments. You left the party as if possessed by furies,
} stole a weight set from an innocent sports supply store, and ran home
} and worked out with it. You have concealed it in a closet. You then
} tore off your clothes, forgetting to put them in the laundry basket
} (that's the dress and the bra), dyed your hair, and tore it out and
} threw it on your bed. Then, you threw all the little jars of cosmetics
} and such on your dresser at the opposite wall, just for the fun of
} seeing them smash. That explains the perfume. However, you forgot to
} lock your door last night, so Dan Quayle (who had forgotten where he
} lives) came in and is taking a shower in your bathroom.
} You must stop eating those oysters.
} You owe the oracle a dozen quahogs.