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} Who are you? Well, let's try this handy-dandy personality quiz:
}
} 1. When you go to sleep at night, you think about:
} a) Death
} b) Work
} c) The next day
} d) The person sleeping next to you
} e) I sleep during the day, actually
} f) <yawn> Sleep?
}
} 2. When you wake up in the morning, you:
} a) Shiver
} b) Yawn
} c) Groan
} d) Turn over and go right back to sleep
} e) Kick yourself for having fallen asleep when you did
} f) Wonder how you got where you are
}
} 3. Which of the following jobs is closest to your job:
} a) Undertaker
} b) MAKE.MONEY.FAST
} c) Politician
} d) None of these is close *or* unemployed
} e) Student
} f) Cashier at a music store
}
} 4. During the evening, besides work you:
} a) Read epic poems and weep
} b) Turn in early
} c) Watch hilarious sitcoms like Family Matters and Saved by the Bell
} d) Watch hilarious sitcoms like Seinfeld
} e) Catch the game with your pals
} f) Um, the last evening I really remember was in 1986
}
} 5. Given a choice of movies, you'd go see:
} a) Eastern European amination
} b) Documentaries
} c) Lawrence of Arabia, again!
} d) The latest John Hughes, with your kids
} e) An action flick
} f) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
}
} 6. What is your favorite music?
} a) Gregorian chants
} b) Actually, children's music really grows on you!
} c) Country/western
} d) Classical
} e) Rock
} f) Just a sec--lemme turn this down--what'd you say?
}
} 7. There's a party next door, but you're not invited. You:
} a) Call the police and ask them to enforce noise bylaws
} b) Mind your own business
} c) Feel left out
} d) Crash it
} e) That doesn't apply to me--I'd be invited
} f) That doesn't apply to me--the party would be at my place
}
} 8. When doing work at home, you:
} a) Slave away
} b) Take timed breaks
} c) Turn on background music
} d) Turn on the TV in the background
} e) Are saving yourself the money from photocopying someone else's
} f) Kick yourself, and stop
}
} 9. Reflecting on your childhood, you:
} a) Regret the many wasted years
} b) Opine about the good old days
} c) Can't remember a damn thing
} d) Still love telling that story about the gorgeous teacher
} e) Hah! My childhood hasn't ended yet
} f) Can't believe you didn't like the taste of beer
}
} 10. You have an empty pop can. You:
} a) Complain about health problems caused by aluminum
} b) Have wasted your money on pop
} c) Buy another can
} d) Recycle
} e) Crush it underfoot
} f) Wonder why it's not an empty beer can
}
} 11. My sexual preference is:
} a) No, thanks
} b) Yes, please
}
} 12. At parties, I am:
} a) The designated driver
} b) The designated driven
}
} 13. The phone book is:
} a) Fun reading
} b) In some weird order I that can't figure out
}
} 14. I am:
} a) Human
} b) Alien
}
} 15. If I could build a better mouse trap, I would:
} a) Make a killing
} b) Be able to eat a whole lot more mouse--cool!
}
} 16. I am a:
} a) Cat person
} b) Dog person
}
} 17. The glass is:
} a) Half empty
} b) Half full
}
} Scoring: for questions 1-10, score 1 point for each question you
} answered (a), 2 for each (b), 3 for each (c), 4 for each (d), 5 for
} each (e), and 6 for each (f). For questions 11-15, score 1 point for
} each (a) and 2 points for each (b). Ignore questions 16 and 17
} entirely.
}
} If you scored... You are...
} 0-14 pts A consummate cheater
} 15 pts Waiting for death
} 16-20 pts A depressed pessimist
} 21-30 pts BORING
} 31-41 pts Dull, socially responsible
} 42 pts Mostly harmless
} 43-50 pts Friendly
} 51-60 pts A definite extrovert
} 61-67 pts The life of most parties
} 68-69 pts Wanton, reckless, irresponsible
} 70 pts A wild and crazy alien who would eat mice
} 71+ pts A consummate cheater
}
} What are you doing here? Well, I think by now that that should be
} pretty obvious.
}
} You owe the Oracle a new pair of rose-colored glasses.
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