|
} Phffffweeeett! Hooooolllllllddddd everything! STOP. WAIT JUST A
} DAD-BLAMED MINUTE!
}
} Now look, I know this is the 90's, and we're all supposed to be
} politically correct egalitarians and all that, and I know that for the
} past few years the priesthood has felt that the null-grovel ZOT is
} just a hideout for the grotequely unimaginative, but hey... THIS is
} where all this egalitarian horse plop leads! You let a few supplicants
} slide, and powee, they think they can ask you to solve wave equations
} and unravel the mysteries of existence, and they don't even have to say
} "Please". Not even "Dear Sir or Ma'am".
}
} That's IT. I've HAD IT. You know what? I don't give a Frenchman's
} flatulence what the priesthood thinks. You want to know if there's
} life after death? I'm going to let you find out the old-fashioned
} way.
}
} ZOT!
}
} I'm not supposed to do that. So what? I'm the Oracle. I can do
} whatever I like, right?
}
} ZZOOTT!!
}
} Oh golly me, I zotted a supplicant for failing to grovel! Will
} they EVER forgive me?
}
} ZOT!
}
} OOOOOHHHHHHH! There it goes again! (I hate it when it does that.)
} Over the shoulder:
}
} ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!
}
} Behind the back, over the head, off the ceiling, nothing but net:
}
} ZOT!
}
} Five miles over the Jersey Turnpike, off the Garden State Freeway,
} bounces twice on the roof of the Spectrum in downtown Philly, falls
} through the air duct on the roof, hits the backboard and drops through
} the hoop, nothin' but net:
}
} ZOT! ZOT!
}
} Oh, yeah, excuse me for breathing, I'm not supposed to ZOT supplicants
} anymore. Ok, then,
}
} SKZZZIXXXXXPHFFFTTTTTTTziz ziz pop! crackle crackle...
}
} Now, a nice big FAT one:
}
} ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
} ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OOOOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOO OOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOO OOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZ OOOO OOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTT
} ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OOOOOOOO TTTTT
}
} Now, a little, quiet one:
}
} (zotlet)
}
} and a few more for the road:
}
} ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!, dammit, ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!
}
} AAAAHhhhhhhhh.....
}
} ZOT! (Caught you looking!)
}
} Whew. That feels better. Now, to your question:
}
} Is there life after death? Yes.
}
} That was good therapy. I feel so much better now, you don't owe the
} Oracle a damn thing. Stop in any time.
|
![[IO]](https://kinzler.com/picons/db/domains/org/internetoracle/unknown/face.gif){kind=small}
