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} To: High Priest
} From: The Big Guy
} He wants to shoot her? You handle this one. You're the murder
} and ethics expert.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Priest Apprentice #1
} From: High Priest
} This one's yours. Research your books on killing and come up
} with something original. I'll be in my chambers. Yeah, the perfumy
} one with the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Priest Apprentice #2
} From: Priest Apprentice #1
} The High Preist sez this one's for you, a direct request from the
} Oracle. Seems someone wants to shoot his girlfriend to please his
} wife. Or something. You figure it out.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Secretary, P.A. #2
} From: P.A. #2
} Grace, there appears to be potential for a TV movie here. Please
} call Amy Fisher's agent, see if we can get her to play the role. Of
} course I'll need a producer. I'll direct, though.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Sam A. Gent
} From: Grace
} Sam, we need Amy for another TV movie. It's got sex, drugs, and
} murder.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Grace
} From: Sam
} She's on her way.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Secretary, P.A. #2
} From: Front Security
} There's a broad claiming to be "Amy Fisher" here to see you about
} some sort of movie role?
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Front Security
} From: Secretary, P.A. #2
} It's okay, send her up. She's kosher. Well, we want her,
} anyways.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: P.A. #2
} From: Grace
} Miss Fisher is here to see you, along with Danny Devito, who
} wants to produce, now that all his directing jobs have flopped. He also
} wants to play Buttafuoco.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: Grace
} From: P.A. #2
} There's no part for either of them now. I talked to my
} 11-year-old brother about the new movie idea, and he said that "bang"
} means to fornicate, not shoot. Thanks anyways. Send them home.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: High Priest
} From: Priest Apprentice #2
} Looks like "bang" means to fornicate, not shoot, my lord.
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: The Great and Merciful Oracle
} From: Your lowly High Priest
} "Bang" has different connotations than we thought, oh Great,
} powerful Oracle. He doesn't want to shoot the girl, but "have fun".
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} To: High Priest
} From: The Big Guy
} Huh?
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