} Hi, the Oracel^H^Hle sent me your message. I'm Jason Chung from
} the 5th grade in Brightwood Elementray School, Monterey Park
} California, home of the Geniuses! Brightwood Rules, YEAH! I
} never talked to a college dude before, do you think E-Mail is
} K00l? I do! I had a uncle that wnet to Missouri once, he said it
} was too flat and wet. We have a cabin up at Lake Arrowhed we go
} to in the summer. So how can you live someplace with no
} mountain? Except here usually so much smog you cant see it
} anyway. Know what I did in the Earthquake? Peed in my bed!!!
} (no just jokeing) So can you help me with Long Division, if I
} send some of my Homework to you? Anwyay, maybe if youre studying
} Cantonese in college we can trade. Hey, you know Mike Woo who
} almost won for mayor of los Angeles, his family lives down the
} street from me. When he visits he says "hay Jason, hows it
} goin?" Hes cool, too bad he lost. You ever watch the Power
} Rangers? We made a Power Ranger game where they all catch Barney
} and beat him up, ha! ah!ha!ha! Barney is for babies. (Oh, sorry
} if you watch Barney) So anyway tell me all about colledge, do
} you have lots of girlfieds you smooch with? Wooh-Wooh!!!! My
} friend Long went in the girls bathroom at school, did you ever do
} that?
}
} Oh I have to go but I forgot to tell you, I shared your e-Mail
} with my whole class so youll have lots of people to write to!!
} (Good Luck with Kuo-Ching, he just moeved here from Taiwan so you
} might think his English is Chinese! Also watch out for Howard
} hes a queer. No Eddie made me say that!!!) So expect LOTS AND
} LOTS of eMail from your freinds at Brightwood!!!!
}
} Your friend,
} Jason
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