} I have a recipe for everything! What's the point of being All-knowing
} if you can't eat well? As it happens, I was just about to make a batch
} of egg-nog for the Priesthood Christmas Office Party; I'll tell you what
} to do as I make it.
} First off, get your ingredients. You will need:
} A dozen eggs, yolks seperated from the whites.
} (I know, that's a lot of work. But if you want really good egg-nog,
} you have to be willing to work at it. Trust me, the end result
} is worth it.)
} 1 pound of confectioner's sugar.
} 2 quarts whipping cream.
} A large quantity of dark rum or brandy.
} I'm using Capt. Morgan's Spiced Rum, use your favorite.
} Just make sure you like the taste of it... Ahh.. yes, this
} will do just fine.
} Now then, beat the egg yolks. Next, beat in the pound of confectioner's
} sugar. Whew, all this beating is making me thirsty, I'll have a little
} bit of that rum. Ahh.. much better. Anyway, pour about two cups of
} the rum (or brandy) into the egg and sugar mix. Let's see, fill up the
} measuring cup... well, that's a bit too much. Better drink some of
} that first.. Hokay, that's two cups. Into the mix it goes. A little
} more wouldn't hurt. Now, mix it all up real good. Cover it and let it
} stand for about an hour.
} While we're waiting, I'll clean up the kitchen a bit. Well, before I
} put the rum away, I'll just have a little. *boy* that's good stuff.
} Tell you what, why don't you clean up the kitchen, I'll go make sure the
} rum doesn't get sour or something. Call me in an hour.
} huh? aL ready? right, Back to the cooking. Okay, open up the
} mixture and beat in another 3 or four cups of rum or so. Oops, there
} isn't that much left in this bottle, better open a new one. Aaahh,
} yeah, this one is good too. Okay, get hte whipping cream and beat it
} into the stuff to. Iff the cream doesn't want ot whip to much then have
} some more rum. right. okay. now, stick the stuff intno the fridge fot
} tthree hours. COme get me, iVe got a sick frinde that neeeds some rum.
} Yo ho ho.. Avast, there matey! I'lll make ya wak the plannk! huh?
} OH, right, the stuff. hang on...
} right, get out of the fridge. grab the egg things, you knoow, the other
} part, now BEAT THEM! hah! beat them till they get stiff. Hey, you
} should have lots a practice at that, huh? HA! Haha! anyway, now that
} theyrre stiff and erveryhingg, fold thm into to the mixure. TA DA!!
} We're done. wait... no.. DAmn, Forgot the whatsits, nutmeg. Right.
} gRind some nutmeg and thrOw the shit on top. TA DA! Now drink yourself
} to unconsh unsconsc unnonscios drink yourself stupid. and hurry, youre
} almost there already. HA!
} An like i said what you gett is worth it, whn you get it in the end
} you owe The Egg Nog some oracle.