} Are you sure you want to know this? Okay...
}
} The Trilateral Commission, along with the Federal Reserve Board,
} decided that the citizens of the United States had to be controlled
} before they discovered the truth about the Knights Templar. Therefore,
} the U.N. began sneaking NATO soldiers, disguised as communist Chinese,
} into the Bahamas (which, not by coincidence, is where the Duke of
} Windsor spent his years in exile after he discovered that the Royal
} Family was behind the international cocaine trafficking). Adolph
} Hitler, still alive in 1971, from his bunker at the South Pole,
} directed the "sampling" of Americans (usually from rural areas in the
} South) by the Small Greys from their space ships; the Mother Ship, in
} orbit over Moscow, continued to supply the heirs of Stalin (himself a
} descendent of Leonardo da Vinci) with the time-travelling technology,
} which allowed them to "tweak" the time-line involving the pyramids.
} Meanwhile, the Masons, directed by the Illuminati, began to insert
} computer chips into the buttocks of randomly-slected Patriots
} throughout the Midwest states in the U.S.A. Flouridation of the water
} supply had so weakened the population of the United States that it was
} simple for the Bilderburg Society to steal all the gold from Fort Knox
} and put the U.S. Dollar on the oatmeal standard. Meanwhile,
} archaeologists from the Smithsonian Institution (funded by Smithson, a
} cousin of Queen Victoria, the greatest -- next to Elizabeth II --
} cocaine trafficker) covered up the true nature of the landing strips on
} the Plain of Nazca in Peru and forced the scientific community to
} ignore the Antarctic entrance to the Center of the Earth, where Adolph
} Hitler was hiding out. Of course, the so-called "scientists" at NASA
} covered up the truth about the Face on Mars, which would have proved
} that both the Aztecs and the Egyptians were visited by the Large Greys,
} who impregnented numerous humans with their seed in order to create
} Albert Einstein, who went rogue and planted the idea of
} faster-than-light travel before he was assisinated by The Greens. Not
} until 1961, when Fidel Castro, himself a product of the genetic
} experiment of the Large Greys, tried to call in the Mother Ship to
} destroy the then-dangerous United States did John F. Kennedy, a member
} of the Order of the Second Inquisition, try to "take him out."
} Naturally, the World Council of Churches put out a "hit" on JFK, with
} the blessing of Lyndon Johnson, a member of the "Boxers", who had been
} suppressed by the British in 1901 under the orders of Queen Victoria.
} Johnson had been instructed by the Council of the Elders of Zion, who
} had engineerd *both* the International Marxist Conspiracy *and* the
} International Capitalist Conspiracy (nice trick, eh?) to hide the fact
} that Kennedy, who was part of the Small Blue conspiracy to take over
} the Earth, hadn't been killed by the Small Greys (who used Oswald as a
} patsy) in order to checkmate their enemies. Meanwhile, Kaiser Solze
} (you used the wrong spelling) was an ambassador from the Knights
} Templar to try to influence Oliver Stone into believing that the
} Vietnam War was a conspiracy between the military-industrial complex,
} whereas, we know, it was really a Small Grey-Knights Templar-Second
} Inquisition-International Monetary Fund-Council on Foreign Relations
} conspiracy...
}
} Got it, now?
}
} You owe the Oracle an explanation for the black helicopters that keep
} hovering over my temple...
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