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} Dear mdyl,
}
} Ah, I see that you're tied up with Mrs. mdyl at the moment.
} Fortunately, being omniscient, I am able to understand the rest of your
} thoughts on the problem of which you write. Of course, it will not
} surprise you to know that yes, there *is* something that I can do to
} help you. Fortunately for you, I am also in a good mood and will agree
} to advise you, despite your omission of a grovel.
}
} Having been married to a sexually demonstrative woman (please, we don't
} use the term "sex maniac" in the '90s!) for 10 years, you have no doubt
} gained some skill in carrying out the normal activities of daily life
} while at the same time being stripped naked and ridden like a bronco.
} Perhaps you have even arranged for yourself a career where you can work
} at home, where no one minds what goes on under your desk. And yet, you
} have not mastered the use of fine motor skills during lovemaking. Fear
} not!
}
} It is true that keyboarding while cavorting is a difficult task. I,
} myself, struggled with this for the first few years of my relationship
} with Lisa. The key is to continually practice! Perhaps you need to
} begin typing a novel, or answer a few thousand w**dchuck questions, or
} transcribe the text of the Windows 95 bug list. Whatever you choose to
} type, just keep working on it. Soon, you will find yourself making
} fewer typing errors. Your dexterity will improve, which will bring
} additional benefits for your wife. And you will gain a greater ability
} to focus on your typing, maintaining a high standard of work without
} being distracted by that endlessly writhing naked body, those soft
} moans of ecstasy growing louder and louder as the pace quickens, that
} skin glowing with the effort of her pounding hips, the way she brushes
} back her long blonde hair just beforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oooooooooooo
} ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
} aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
}
} Ahem.
}
} You owe the Oracle a little more time to practice with Lisa. So sue
} me.
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