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} Og here. O-ra-kul take ho-li-day. Og a-gree help O-ra-kul. Og look note
} O-ra-kul. Og ask sup-li-kant what sup-li-kant ques-tion?
}
} > Erm, Oh Great Wonder of, erm, The Paleolithic Era, paragon of
} > Southern Spain, Europe, and the Middle East, even though it's likely
} > that there are still Neanderthal fossils to be found in large regions
} > of the world. Superbly, erm, hirstute and gainfully, erm, armed with
} > 'Big Spiky Club' Og, erm...
} >
} > Oh great Og, erm, how can I get laid?
}
} Og not know word 'laid'. Og re-mem-ber O-ra-kul say dic-tion-ary. Og
} see en-try. Og know an-swer.
}
} Og say sup-li-kant re-move li-no floor. Spread glue sup-li-kant, lie
} floor. Sup-li-kant laid. Og say 'next'.
}
} > Oh wise Oracle, to whom I am like a speck of fly-dirt left on the
} > back of a smelly warthog, please spare one millionth of one millionth
} > of ....... erm, am I in the wrong room?
}
} O-ra-kul a-way two week South France. Og here. Og help sup-li-kant.
} Og want know sup-li-kant ques-tion.
}
} > Oh wise Og, to whom I am like a, erm, less hairy and with a bigger
} > chin version of, erm, Og, please spare, erm, probably many times your
} > intellectual effort for your entire life and answer my question.
} >
} > Og, I'm a musician. How can I become a big star?
}
} Og think. Og think many hour. Og re-mem-ber O-ra-kul say thing, look
} en-clyo-c en-cy en-clyop big book. Og look big book, see 'star'.
}
} Og say star much burn. Og think sup-li-kant want become star, must set
} fire sup-li-kant. Sup-li-kant much burn, much hot, sup-li-kant nu-clear
} fu-sion, much hot, be-come big star. Og say 'next'.
}
} > Oracle, may I shuffle in on my knees, scraping my head on the floor
} > to show my great respect for thy most honoured presence, Oracle, thou
} > whose very nerves in thy big toe have more processing power than the
} > entire of Einstein's brain, thou whom..... erm, Og?
}
} Og here. Og say, ask ques-tion.
}
} > Oh, erm, Og, may I walk in upright, not, erm, dragging my knuckles on
} > the ground to show, erm, something, and see great, erm, Og who has
} > more, erm blisters on thy feet than Einstein had on his, erm,
} > eyelids, please hear this question from this most, erm, advanced
} > supplicant not even worthy of, well, worthy of a number of things I
} > suppose.
} >
} > Og, I was going to ask how The Oracle met Lisa, but now I feel that
} > I should ask you how you met Ogwa.
}
} Og re-mem-ber. Og leave cave. Og smell strange smell. Og think, dead
} mammoth near. Og think, hur-ry, get meat before eat hy-ena. Og run, not
} find dead mammoth, find wo-man. Find Ogwa. Og bite. Ogwa alive, scream.
} Live Ogwa, much tough, not bite, hurt teeth. Og think. Og think many
} hour. Og think, take Ogwa cave, maybe Ogwa be-come soft. Og wait much
} time, Ogwa not be soft. Ogwa tear meat mammoth bare hand. Ogwa kill
} warthog en-ter cave. Og think Ogwa much use. Ogwa all wo-man. Ogwa
} 'hard'. Og love Ogwa, not eat. Og say 'next'.
}
} > Doooooooood. Dooooood. Dooooood.
} >
} > Hey Doood. Dooood!!!!!!
} >
} >----------------------------------------------------------------------
} >You don't have to do anything to get free email. We're giving away
} >email accounts free in exchange for three Hostess Twinkie Wrappers.
} >We'll put free email accounts in your breakfast cereal box. We'll
} >sell our grandmothers into slavery if you'll just use our free
} >email server. Please, please, please use our free email server.
}
} Og not 'doooood' now. Og 'doooood' be-fore sit O-ra-kul throne.
} O-ra-kul say Og doo doo throne, O-ra-kul much ZOT Og. Og scare ZOT. Og
} dooood gar-den out-side pal-ace. Og say 'next'.
}
} > The Oracle has no questions to ask.
}
} Og not see sup-li-kant. Og won-der what do next. Og think. Og think,
} fu-ture much good a-ni-mal skin. Og go search a-ni-mal skin Saks
} Many Avenue shop.
}
} You owe The Oracle a recently dead mammoth carcass and a direction to
} the nearest natural deposit of flint.
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